hey R. i have this other friend called yan. well, i dont actually know her that well. but she did this bulletin thingy and i immediately thought of sendin it 2 u and farhine.Subject: Ahahaha Retard-O-meter Message:
[x ] You have screamed at an inanimateobject for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screendoor.
[ ] You have jumped out of a movingvehicle.
[x] You have thought of somethingfunny and laughed, then people gaveyou weird looks.
[ ]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible tolick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabetand Twinkle Twinkle Little Star hadthe same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x ] You have tripped on your own feetand fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and stilldon't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers orless.
[x ] You have accidentally caughtsomething on fire.
[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw,but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about
[x ] People often shake their heads andwalk away from you.
[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ]You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x]You are taking this test when youshould be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn'trealize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.[ ] You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x ]You break a lot of things.
[x ]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chairbefore.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used
[ ] You dont know what "um" means.(
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot
.[ x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 24 Take your total and multiply it by fourand repost it as I'm.....% retarded.
dunno how multiply by four works so.....didn't bother with the percentage. spent the whole of hols making the prom king/queen/prince/princess sashes URGH have to cut out letter by letter on felt. so frus but it looks super nice seems like almost everything i do is D.I.Y nowadays will post pictures i took later/tomorrow/never Happy birthday rah&beebs I watched BATTLE ROYALE!!!! Its REALLY cool!!!...once you get used to all the killing sorry I haven't been in touch. Its hard to be-all the time I mean or maybe I'm just making excuses I can't tell the difference anymore. oh and i found BIBGGER diamond hoops!!!!! haha!!3 inches in diameter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but someone stole my old ones =( Let's go for tea at Brown's
